Fashion Do's and Don'ts

As a recognized expert on men's fashion, I speak with authority when I say that Stanislas Wawrinka needs a new wardrobe.

Wawrinka is currently in the semi-finals at Roland Garros, also known as the French Open.  And while his play is at a high level, someone should have told him to change out of his pajamas before coming to the stadium.  Or is it his boxers?

His shorts are so ugly that the announcers are making fun of them. They even compared them unfavorably to the legendarily bad outfit that Andre Agassi wore at Roland Garros in 1999, which is quite the insult.

The networks are hoping that Wawrinka's opponent Tsonga wins today, not only because he is French but because he knows how to uphold proper standards of style.  We have to set a good example for the young, after all.

KVS